I’ve been trying to keep an updated list (for the eventual bracket competition of best name). Feel free to give me any if they’ve been missed. I will update it as much as I can. Enjoy. AND VOTE DAMN IT.

-Exhaustive child

-$4 billion puddle of tinted moisturizer

- ever worse human and godsend

-wonka factory escapee

-Serious republican Presidential Candidate

-Open-Faced Quesadilla

-Idiot billionaire and face of YouTube’s popular “Annoying Orange”

-Noted Asshole

-Asshole-American

-shrunken apple head

-permanently open mouth

-Verbal Billionaire

-deflated basketball

-cartoon plutocrat

-Sentient overripe pear

-melted creamsicle

-Rotting pumpkin time-lapse ( By far my favorite)

-fluffy bouffant

-gaping mouth with a hairpiece

-oozy lather of absurd hyperbole

-dick-nosed baldy

-perpetual asshole

-serially bankrupt business mogul

-television clown

-bloated spawn of a Penn Station ashtray and Nickelodeon slime

- legitimate hairstyle choice

-anthropomorphic caterpillar

-toupee’d buffoon

-bloviating billionaire

-idiotic rich man

-vibrating Bologna loaf

-Deflated football

-Human embodiment of hotdog filling

-Toupee-wearing Orangina Fuckhole

-sentient bottle of self tanner

-short-fingered vulgarian

-Rejected Richie Rich Villain

-Corndog that escaped from the state fair

-GOP Presidential candidate and Bone-in Ham

-Walking sun dried tomato

-Presidential candidate and human Kewpie doll

-Adult male baby with the combover and personality of a 30 pound toddler

-Melting pig carcass

-Human cystic acne pus

-Millionaire and disgraced racist

-What would happen if a caps lock key was granted one wish and that wish was to come to life.

-Fabulist cheddar critter

-NOT a Fetal-Mafia Truther (I.E.- Ted Cruz, Ashley’s insult is too good not to be included)

-Unreptant Bigot

-Ralph Steadman illustration come to life

-Noted Donald Trump enthusiast

-Grimacing Cheeto Fart

-Everyone’s Favorite Screaming Steamed Carrot

-Cursed Halloween Mask

-Presidential candidate and bag of flour

-Enraged animated creamsicle

-Woody Allen impersonator and Incessant Tweeter

-Time-displaced Sopranos extra

-Melted candle impersonator

-Bloviating caricature of a businessman

-Disgraced Pope impersonator

-Cable News Fever Dream

-Shoehorn with teeth

-Lint-crusted dried apricot

-Billionaire Siberian Tiger Hairball

-Miss Cleo cosplay enthusiast

-Petulant slice of stinking, festive shit-pie

-Noted Racist Donald Trump

-KKK Scion

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